clarkethesharkmacarthur:

i think this one is my favourite

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

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kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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axetemptation:

A is for “always,” as in “Always pizza.”Ahh, the pizza slice. Grab it and go. Anywhere. Like a melty, cheesy compass, it always points in the right direction—your mouth.
T E M P T A T I O N
"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
~ No (via so-i-guess-im-a-runner)

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theinternetsnavy:

Ok how can you not love Paul Blofis I mean he pretty much just accepts that the Greek gods are real and he even worries about Percy when he’s away on quests and during the Battle of Manhattan he takes up a sword and kills a dracaenae using skills he learned in a freaking Shakespeare class I mean how cool can a stepdad be????

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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"The truth is that the world is full of dragons, and none of us are as powerful or cool as we’d like to be. And that sucks. But when you’re confronted with that fact, you can either crawl into a hole and quit, or you can get out there, take off your shoes, and Bilbo it up."
~ Patrick Rothfuss (via feellng)

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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