bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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"Maybe there isn’t such thing as fate. Maybe it’s just the opportunities we’re given, and what we do with them. I’m beginning to think that maybe great, epic romances don’t just happen. We have to make them ourselves."

-Cress, Marissa Meyer (via aneklusmos)
"

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

"

-Some things are better left unsaid. - poppyflowerpoetry (via perfect)
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

drunkaster:

when your crush catches you doing something embarrassing and your whole world comes crashing down around you 

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